Archive for March, 2007

..IQ TEST..

This test really can’t be cheated on… either you know it or you don’t. Natives typically score around 20+.

1) How many Vienna Sausages are in a can?

2) What was the number and color of Richard Petty’s cars?

3) Bill Dance is good at what?

4) What university does Bill Dance root for?

5) Where did Herschel Walker play (college) football?

6) After boiling peanuts for an hour you have what?

7) In cubic inches, how big is the smallest 1966 GM small-block V8?

8) A Cajun is likely to speak what furrin’ language?

9) What is a chigger?

10) What color is liver pudding??

11) Where is “The Redneck Riviera”?

12) What’s that fuzzy stuff hanging off the oak trees?

13) What follows logically? Johnson, Mercury,_________.

14) What’s the common name for a bowfin?

15) If you mated a heifer and a steer, what would you get?

16) Who sang “Your Cheatin’ Heart”?

17) What are grits made out of?

18) Who was nicknamed “The Bear”?

19) Why is the Blue Ridge blue?

20) What did The Baldwin Sisters make?

21) Who was Andy Taylor’s love interest?

22) What are the radio station call letters that carries “The Grand Ol’ Opry”?

23) Where would you find Vidalia County?

24) What sport requires 3 legs and a rope?

25) What instrument did Bill Monroe play? (typically)

26) How many strings on a banjo? (two possible answers)

27) What color are waterbugs?

28) What is a scuppernong?

29) Do you want the goats to get into the kudzu?

30) Why do you want to eat “high on the hog”?

31) What color is a John Deere?

32) What do you call the offspring of a mule?

33) What will you harvest when you plant “shade”?

34) Who sang the theme song on the Dukes of Hazzard?

35) wHAT IS SCRAPPLE?

36 When you argue with a FOOL WHAT IS HE DOING?

37)..what color are collard greens..??..

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Answers:

1) 7

2) 43, red and blue

3) Fishin’

4) University of Tennessee

5) University of Georgia

6) Boiled peanuts

7) 283

8) French

9) A redbug (small parasite)

10) gray??

11) Panama City, FL

12) Spanish moss

13) Evinrude

14) Mudfish

15) Nothing. A steer has been castrated.

16) Hank Williams

17) Corn

18) Paul Bryant

19) Because of pollen

20) “The Recipe”

21) Helen

22) WSM

23) Georgia

24) Calf roping

25) Mandolin

26) 5

27) BLACK, BROWN

28) A wild grape

29) Yes

30) Because that’s where the better cuts of meat are. Rich folks live high on the hog.

31) Green

32) Another trick animal husbandry question. Mules are generally sterile.

33) Tobacco

34) Waylon Jennings

35) A saUSAGE LIKE LOAF MADE OUT OF PIG PARTS..

36) THE SAME THING

37)..GREEN….

..if you got number 37 wrong minus 7 points..

10 questions right..not so good..

20 answers right..pretty good..

over 25 questions right..YAAA