...Redneck Wedding Etiquette...
..big pumpkin..will it break the record..??..
..HALLOWEEN..
..How can you tell which is the groom at an Alabama wedding..??..
Answer....He's the one with the clean bowling shirt on..
No rehearsal dinners at Hooters..
No tube tops..
Your coon dog should not be your best man..
Remove all toothpicks before taking pictures
Remember..livestock is a poor choice as a wedding gift
It is not OK for the groom to bring a date to the wedding
Though a tad uncomfortable..say YES to socks and shoes for this special occasion.
no sequined bridesmaide's dresses or tuxes
no posing for wedding pictures with a beer in your hand
Kissing the bride for more than 5 seconds..may get you SHOT..
..perhaps there is someone out there who has not seen this pictaure..I would just love something like this..
No receptions at The Waffle House...
Table arrangements should be designed by someone other than your taxidermist..
Do not bring your coon huntin dog with you on the honeymoon..
No homemade tuxes..
..Feed hats are not proper attire for a wedding..
Do not bring your dog..no matter how well behaved he is..
..honeymoon plans should not include a hunting camp..
No NASCAR emblems..
A bridal veil made of window screen is not only cost effective, but a proven fly deterrent
no tube socks for the bridesmaids
honeymoon plans should not include hitchhiking
yer boots should not cost mor n yer wedding ring..
be sure to register your pattern with TUPPERWARE..
..you should not propose at DENNY'S
You just might be a REDNECK gettin hitched ifn
..the in-laws start brawlin before the reception even begins..
..the mother of the bride is dressed like she's getting ready to change the oil in her car..
..and besides that she only has 5 teeth left..
..the videographer's check bounced..
..the best man has a tattooo on his face..
Instead of asking friend of the bride? groom?..ushers ask..Ford?..Chevy?
Ya replace I DO with I heard that..!!..
Your wedding song is 99 bottles of beer
you called Motel 6 to reserve the honeymoon suite..
You cut your wedding cake with a chain-saw
CONGRATULATIONS..