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… REdnecks at Halloween …

you could be one if

when your wife puts on her costume it improves her looks
your nieghbors spent Halloween night at the bottom of a hole cause you moved their outhouse back about four foot
your kids can’t go door to door trick or treating cause there is no one within walking distance to hand out candy
The pumpkin on your porch has more teeth n your wife
ya can’t wait for the hoe down
yer wife doubles as your scare crow
you don’t need no mask..
One of yer kids is dressin up as Hank Williams Jr
Nobody will bring their kids to your house
you don’t need a costume
everyone runs when they see you anyway